Ah, Valentine's Day.

What a complete waste of a day. Why call it a holiday? Holidays mean that I get a day off. Or something happens. Nothing happens today, unless you have money. If you have money then you get presents, or go out for a date or get a card. I dont have money. We dont have money, so nothing happens. Not that I really care cuz I think it is a stupid non-holiday. Its a day to boost card, chocolate and flower sales for those who have a quote- unquote valentine. And a day to make those who dont have a "valentine" feel bad cuz they dont have a valentine. What a horrible day. Lets flaunt our happiness in the faces of you who have no one to be a valentine and in the faces of you who DO have a valentine, but are too poor to celebrate it in the way that is dictated by the Valentine's Day Nazis. And you know what PROVES this is a terrible, violence causing "holiday"? There is no President's Day Massacre. No Flag Day Massacre. No Arbour Day Massacre. Nope, just a St. Valentine's Day Massacre. What does that tell you? Celebrating the planting of trees on another "Hardly a Holiday" does not cause people to go crazy and kill a bunch of people. (yes, I know that the DAY didnt cause them to kill people, the fact that they are GANGSTERS did, but I dont care, still a massacre on this non-holiday) Boo on today. Boo on this non holiday and boo on all you cupid loving, red and pink sporting, card giving, chocolate eating, rose smelling Valentine Nazis.

I hate Valentine's Day.